5.15.2008

My bikini wax

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For obvious reasons, I've decided to keep this post photo-free.
Comments have been edited for clarity and length.
jb

"The Brazilian Bikini Wax"
by J.B.

Ouch.
This hurts.
Why am I doing this?
There's more?
Deep breath.
Palms sweaty.
Almost done.
That was a tease.
Roll over.
You've got to be kidding me.
Ouch, again.
HOLY ##$%%^##$$&&****!!!@!!!!
Next time I'll take the epidural.
It's finally over.

THE END

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